Reasons Humans Are Doomed

[Admin]

Educational news from Florida:

From Wikipedia: He is a member of the men-only Christian nationalist organization Society for American Civic Renewal

I'm shocked.

Christians and education are such a great pair - how's this gem from Pro Publica?

On a Mission From God: Inside the Movement to Redirect Billions of Taxpayer Dollars to Private Religious Schools

Good old Catholics - we can respect them, right?

https://www.propublica.org/article/scho ... -religious

It's times like these I'm very happy to be an atheist. Religion is a disaster.

[sparks]

Religion.

Our first and worst attempt to explainify what the fuck was going on.

Time for it to end.

[Admin]

Today's hilarious news is brought to you by JP Morgan: https://apnews.com/article/jpmorgan-cha ... 115b4a8ee1

[sparks]

Lovely. As I've said before: Bankers and Lawyers. Start with them.

[arthwollipot]

Lovely. As I've said before: Bankers and Lawyers. Start with them.

You don't think the telephone sanitisers and tired TV producers should go first?

[Admin]

Lovely. As I've said before: Bankers and Lawyers. Start with them.

You don't think the telephone sanitisers and tired TV producers should go first?

They go on the B Ark.

Lawyers and bankers are against the wall, next to the marketing executives from Sirius Cybernetics.

[Admin]

Now, this is cool. 55% of people aged 18-35 support for using violence to achieve political goals.

https://fortune.com/2025/01/19/edelman- ... rends/amp/

Fuck ya - bring on the anarchy! I'll be eating venison while those numb cunts are still trying to figure where you put the bullets in a crossbow.

[arthwollipot]

I've always said - when the zombie apocalypse comes, the bullets are going to run out one day, and then you're going to want a good sword at your side.

[Admin]

I've always said - when the zombie apocalypse comes, the bullets are going to run out one day, and then you're going to want a good sword at your side.

Nah, swords will be useless. You're not going to catch much food with a sword. Bows are the weapon. Silent, range of 200m, easy to replace all parts.

[arthwollipot]

I've always said - when the zombie apocalypse comes, the bullets are going to run out one day, and then you're going to want a good sword at your side.

Nah, swords will be useless. You're not going to catch much food with a sword. Bows are the weapon. Silent, range of 200m, easy to replace all parts.

A bow isn't going to stop a zombie though. You need to destroy the brain, not put a small hole in it. Zombies don't bleed out when you hit them with a broadhead.

Summary: you need both.

Ps. hunting swords did exist.