Reasons Humans Are Doomed

[stanky]

so,

that's it.

[Admin]

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Ok, we're definitely done then.

[arthwollipot]

I've wondered why they print warnings like "may contain traces of nuts" on Peanut Butter jars, when anyone that stupid wouldn't have learned to read.

It's because someone once sued someone.

[grayman]

When you get vaccinated and have a reaction... although you're somehow still able to apply eyeliner:

https://twitter.com/therobprimo1/status ... 4650635264

[President Bush]

For defacing/attempting to saw out and steal 900+ year old petroglyphs...

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[Admin]

When you get vaccinated and have a reaction... although you're somehow still able to apply eyeliner:

https://twitter.com/therobprimo1/status ... 4650635264

No question that's fake as speaking in tongues.

They'll believe it, though.

[grayman]

For defacing/attempting to saw out and steal 900+ year old petroglyphs...

People suck.

[stanky]

It's like the new petroglyph...those saw lines.

very expressive. they tell a complex tale. unlike graffiti, they'll last for ages.

There's a cave near my shack. I keep thinking about going in there with a light and a hammer and chisel. I'd like to leave something subtle and artistic; perhaps akin to something ancient. I haven't had a revelation yet on what it should be. Has to be fairly simple; i'm no artist, though i could chip at stone with some reverence.
Any ideas?

[President Bush]

how about "Ponce de Leon"? Add a year, 1524 or something, if your arms aren't tired by then.

[grayman]

how about "Ponce de Leon"? Add a year, 1524 or something, if your arms aren't tired by then.

If his arms don't tire, I suggest,

Here may be found...

...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:

"He who is valiant and pure of spirit...

...may find the Holy Grail...

...in the Castle of Aaargh."'