Humor (Subject to opinion)

[grayman]

Trump goes to a psychic and asks about his future.

The psychic says "I see celebration, parades, parties and fireworks."

Trump asks how his hair looks.

"I can't tell" says the psychic, "It's a closed coffin."

[sparks]

Trump goes to a psychic and asks about his future.

The psychic says "I see celebration, parades, parties and fireworks."

Trump asks how his hair looks.

"I can't tell" says the psychic, "It's a closed coffin."

Brilliant!

[Admin]

Preferably before the election, because if he gets voted in again I imagine he'll have someone like Kari Lake as his Veep.

[Di Wundrin]

From the reports were getting the Repos have found heads everywhere that are looking better chances than Trump of winning the next one.
Too much baggage. Too old. Times and issues have changed. He hasn't.
He was 'the man' of the times, but not these times. Same goes for Biden. What a shitcake that rat has turned out to be.

If I was in the mood to start the wars up again I'd pick DeSantis but won't bother, too much going on in the Canberra snake pit to care much about the US.

You heard Albo has announced they were "transparent" in government now?? ...the Aussie Labor Party in transparent mode is a concept impossible to grasp.

Popcorn shares are through the roof.

[Admin]

From the reports were getting the Repos have found heads everywhere that are looking better chances than Trump of winning the next one.
Too much baggage. Too old. Times and issues have changed. He hasn't.

He could easily be the beneficiary of their stupid system, though. His people will stick with him, and the rest of them will split the remainder, potentially leaving Trump as the candidate.

You heard Albo has announced they were "transparent" in government now?? ...the Aussie Labor Party in transparent mode is a concept impossible to grasp.

Popcorn shares are through the roof.

They've changed the rules on deportation to stop deporting people who grew up in Aussie, so he's still #1 here.

Meanwhile, the Opposition is doing a fine job of shooting itself in the foot every day. Never mind Labor's transparency, Morrison has been shown up as the most corrupt Aussie since they stopped transporting prisoners.

[Di Wundrin]

From the reports were getting the Repos have found heads everywhere that are looking better chances than Trump of winning the next one.
Too much baggage. Too old. Times and issues have changed. He hasn't.

He could easily be the beneficiary of their stupid system, though. His people will stick with him, and the rest of them will split the remainder, potentially leaving Trump as the candidate.

You heard Albo has announced they were "transparent" in government now?? ...the Aussie Labor Party in transparent mode is a concept impossible to grasp.

Popcorn shares are through the roof.

They've changed the rules on deportation to stop deporting people who grew up in Aussie, so he's still #1 here.

Meanwhile, the Opposition is doing a fine job of shooting itself in the foot every day. Never mind Labor's transparency, Morrison has been shown up as the most corrupt Aussie since they stopped transporting prisoners.

The Libs being clueless doesn't make Labor smarter you know. That brainfart of feeding and housing your thugs was done to impress Cindy.
Albo had a bit of a thing for her I reckon, but by time he'd wrapped up the 'gift' his bird had flown!

[Admin]

The Libs being clueless doesn't make Labor smarter you know.

No, but it makes them more likely to be re-elected.

[Di Wundrin]

The Libs being clueless doesn't make Labor smarter you know.

No, but it makes them more likely to be re-elected.

Sadly true!

[grayman]

[stanky]

damn that was good!