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Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:42 pm
by stanky
Nestle's has a water bottling plant near here. Somehow, they get sweetheart deals to extract water from municipal water systems where the water is decent. Sometimes, you can see their tanker trucks filling up from a hydrant. It's an amazingly profitable blue print.
People from the same town will buy the water they already have paid for. I guess they like the bottle. I forget the brand name. There's several.

(it's all homeopathic urine. I peed in the ocean when i was five.)

Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:58 pm
by arthwollipot
I'll occasionally buy bottled water if I'm going to swords and forget to bring my own. Otherwise my tap water is perfectly fine.

Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:55 pm
by President Bush
stanky wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:42 pm Nestle's has a water bottling plant near here. Somehow, they get sweetheart deals to extract water from municipal water systems where the water is decent. Sometimes, you can see their tanker trucks filling up from a hydrant. It's an amazingly profitable blue print.
People from the same town will buy the water they already have paid for. I guess they like the bottle. I forget the brand name. There's several.

(it's all homeopathic urine. I peed in the ocean when i was five.)
Folks were chilling at the municipal pool when suddenly a lifeguard shouted "Mr Adams, please don't pee in the swimming pool."

Everybody starting looking around wondering what was going on when somebody shouted back "c'mon man, everybody pees in the pool!"

Lifeguard screamed "yeah, but not off the high dive."

Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:15 am
by stanky
speaking of the high dive, i had a split vision of the election yesterday while staring into space. and both were scary...but fascinating.
In one, Biden wins and then dies, leaving Kamala in charge and speaker Johnson as veep. Real strange.

In the other, Trump goes to jail, then wins bigly...boosted by his new criminal cred. He pardons himself. Couldn't make out his v.p.

Weird, but not terribly improbable. Less probable, but possible, is RFK jr squeeks the win, picking up repubs tired of Donald...but he's assassinated shortly after, leaving what's her name as top dog.
It's harder to imagine something normal. The internet tells me big changes are comin'. They never stopped, actually. I barely recognize the place.

Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 4:56 am
by stanky
can't let the thread die without reiterating:

The ultimate answer to the question posed by the thread title, according to most cosmologists, is:

heat death of the universe

however, they may be wrong. the jwst keeps busting their balls.

i believe that stuff is made out of consciousness.
that's where the evidence points.
quite possible it's exempt from heat death.
that would be horrifying after a while.

i suppose consciousness could make a heat death of the universe happen as a suicide.

Re: Reasons Humans Are Doomed

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 5:27 am
by sparks
stank says: "i believe that stuff is made out of consciousness.
that's where the evidence points."

Please cite the evidence and how you arrived at the conclusion you posted per quote above.