BBC Pidgin Edition?

[stanky]

Yes.

I told you, i'm e-tarded.
I plan on giving it up soon...clear the head, free up time for spiritual pursuits, then croak.

[sparks]

Don't we all.

[President Bush]

form for asking suggestions I saw in a hotel room in Indonesia, their translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English:

Please complain

And in a Jakarta newspaper ad for an office supply store:

We will supply your deficiency

[sparks]

form for asking suggestions I saw in a hotel room in Indonesia, their translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English:

Please complain

And in a Jakarta newspaper ad for an office supply store:

We will supply your deficiency

I love it!

Now, about my deficiencies: I'll start with a 1.75L bottle of 12 year old Glenlivet and to go with that a carton of American Spirit Blue. Then come back in about 3 days to take my food order and double down on the booze and smokes.