The Religion Thread

[President Bush]

Buy the t shirt.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-L ... 1248.FB110

...just ordered this one (no jebus tho):

[Admin]

Mistake on the t shirt - the hand should be up Trump's arse, not holding it.

[grayman]

[Admin]

Nailed.

It's one the reasons it'd be great if Jeebus was real. I'd like to take him by the hand and meet with pastors who tell their flocks how Jesus would have loved guns and hated gays.

[stanky]

i like jesus pretty good, but there's definitely something gay about him.
not hurting others, for instance.
what are guys supposed to do?
knit?

[President Bush]

Happy Easter!

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/l ... 161316007/

Pastor of the church where this was:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tennessee ... dly-reason

[sparks]

Locke. What a fucking tool.

[stanky]

i crucified. a barbie. she's on a wooden cross, hanging on the wall. came out good; mary ain't crazy about it. fake blood at the wounds. amazingly hard to penetrate her hands and feet. used a tiny drill bit. made a halo. she's wearing a loin cloth; hair messy. got 16 barbies for $4 at thrift shop; all naked. now, they've spread out.

no kens

[President Bush]

Used to sell intricately carved tiny bone skulls a shop made for us on Bali, sold them out of a little bin, called them baby Barbie skulls. A few glued to the top of your wooden cross would look pretty cool.

[stanky]

the carving you gave me sits proudly on my shelf, surrounded by fairly odd objects. It's the most odd. I've never considered taking him out of his jar cover until now. He would certainly be a star in any of the dioramas i make when i'm not thinking. Today, fer instance, while eating, i casually hooked dinosaur heads through 's' hooks, in a long chain, hanging from the bottom of the magnet shelf. It likely will be gone tomorrow. The shelf and lots of stuff are in reach of my throne. I can barely resist messing with it.

religion thread nod:
i have an imaginary friend i call 'the universe' or sometimes, 'mr. universe'. there's almost never people around, so i talk out-loud to him. responses are immediate and internal, always much more concise and intelligent than me. no image goes with it. no face, certainly
It's been fun in the way it brings out my relentless inner dialog in a way that exposes me, which in turn, brings out clever retorts.