Bad News

[Admin]

December 22nd, 2011, my father passed.

This morning, I was informed that my mother has left us.

Not a fan of Decembers.

He must have put up a good number at least - condolences mate.

Hasn't been a great year for it - Mrs A lost both her parents this year.

[grayman]

December 22nd, 2011, my father passed.

This morning, I was informed that my mother has left us.

Not a fan of Decembers.

He must have put up a good number at least - condolences mate.

Hasn't been a great year for it - Mrs A lost both her parents this year.

My father was a heavy drinker, smoker, and chewed tobacco. Was almost 85 when he left.

My mother just turned 93.

Condolences to Mrs A.

[Admin]

My father was a heavy drinker, smoker, and chewed tobacco. Was almost 85 when he left.

Related to Keith Richards?

[grayman]

My father was a heavy drinker, smoker, and chewed tobacco. Was almost 85 when he left.

Related to Keith Richards?

Hadn't considered that until now.

Hmmm,,,

[arthwollipot]

I believe that there is a cure for all disease, and that it lies somewhere within Keith Richards.

- Robin Williams

[Admin]

Dead dads used to be more popular years ago than these days.

I recall a diving trip I went on in the mid-'80s. There were 6 blokes on the trip, and every one of us had a dead dad. Cancer, heart attack, car crash, even a plane crash - we'd all lost our dads before we were 30.

We had a few beers for them after the dive.

[President Bush]

Q. What do you call a virgin from Texas?

A. An orphan.