The Religion Thread

[HenryAtove]

I don't think it's disrespectful. Wayne Rogers was a cutie, with that curly hair.

I'd read somewhere that he'd passed, but I hadn't heard about Pat Harrington.

[grayman]

Evangelicals Are Now Rejecting 'Liberal' Teachings of Jesus

https://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-r ... or-1818706

[arthwollipot]

"Now"?

[Admin]

The best thing is, they don't even see the irony of their position.

In the same vein, I used to shit myself laughing at the filth on Stormfront arguing that Jesus wasn't Jewish.

[grayman]

Praise Jeebus!


Man Breaks Into Florida Church, Baptizes Himself Before Stealing Money


https://www.iheart.com/content/2023-08- ... ing-money/

[Admin]

Praise Jeebus!

That's brilliant! No surprise meth was involved, but I love this bit:

The accused burglar wasn't the only one who took a dip in the baptismal. Body camera footage shows a BCSO K9 jumping into the holy waters to "beat the heat and cool off."

Good dog!

[arthwollipot]

Can one baptise oneself? Oh, it's a pool, not a font - I've been in one of those. But I'm still not sure it would count as baptising oneself. Catholics will dip and cross themselves with holy water - I think this is pretty much the same thing, just bigger because America. The dog knows what's going on.

[grayman]

Are you poor? Well forget about going to Heaven.

"God will not entertain the poor in heaven. You will not go there. I will also stand at the entrance to stop you from going there. We have misunderstood the gospel. Being poor should not be misinterpreted to be without money," Ssemogerere said.

https://allafrica.com/stories/202308160256.html

[stanky]

according to steve winwood, heaven is in your mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIywSU ... ffic-Topic
cool song

[Admin]

Are you poor? Well forget about going to Heaven.

I've been saying for years they need to stop using the christ's name in their religion. They teach doctrine the exact opposite to his alleged words.