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by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:29 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Humor (Subject to opinion)
Replies: 123
Views: 42558

Re: Humor (Subject to opinion)

grayman wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 9:24 am Trump goes to a psychic and asks about his future.

The psychic says "I see celebration, parades, parties and fireworks."

Trump asks how his hair looks.

"I can't tell" says the psychic, "It's a closed coffin."
Brilliant!
by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:29 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Feelgood story of the day
Replies: 33
Views: 12781

Re: Feelgood story of the day

President Bush wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:08 pm
stanky wrote: Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:02 pm The bastards closed-up the glory hole!
All in all it's just another dick in the wall.
Best post of '23!
by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:28 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Feelgood story of the day
Replies: 33
Views: 12781

Re: Feelgood story of the day

Admin wrote: Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:57 pm They only weigh 7 kg tops, so it'd be surprise if it didn't fit through a 9mm hole.

I imagine most Ford Ranger drivers would have no problem with the 9mm either.
Bwahahahaaaaaa!

Nice truck. Sorry about the dick, but nice truck!
by sparks
Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:11 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: guns 2
Replies: 137
Views: 23654

Re: guns 2

Lighten up Arth. It's coming to a Target near you all to soon.
by sparks
Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:40 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: is rock and roll really dead this time?
Replies: 104
Views: 61423

Re: is rock and roll really dead this time?

The one that's closest to being a redhead for me then.

Hope she's crazy. :)
by sparks
Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:10 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Planet America
Replies: 903
Views: 295529

Re: Planet America

arthwollipot wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 4:37 am Make them see it!
You can't make willfully ignorant people see shit and you know it. Just try talking some good chreeeeeestian out of thier childish belief in sky daddy sometime.
by sparks
Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:26 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Planet America
Replies: 903
Views: 295529

Re: Planet America

And most can't see that. And that is my point Arth.
by sparks
Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:16 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Planet America
Replies: 903
Views: 295529

Re: Planet America

I don't 'want' it to get worse at all.

But it is coming.
by sparks
Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:51 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Planet America
Replies: 903
Views: 295529

Re: Planet America

"Ice cream? Children's ice cream Mandrake?"
by sparks
Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:32 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Planet America
Replies: 903
Views: 295529

Re: Planet America

Some half wits simply cannot learn. Anything. And we all know that old saying about not learning from history....

Sorry GM, but no. This country isn't going to any better. Until it gets a big shiload worse.

Fuck.