Weather

[Admin]

Looks a lot safer than driving your car.

[stanky]

i was standing at the foot of my steps today, and saw a snapping turtle tumble down them, pushed by the force of the rain and wind. that was new. tough beasts. waterfalls everywhere.
more of same forecast forever, i guess.
lightning was bangin hard and close. too slow to jump out of the way these days.
tree frogs lovin' it; out in force for the big sex party. loud.

we lost phone and internet for 2 days. peaceful. we had mixed feelings about getting it back on.
it's hard to remember what we did before it, but i don't recall hardship, particularly.
enough news came via radio.
but we're addicted now.

[arthwollipot]

Looks a lot safer than driving your car.

Yeah we got snakes and spiders and drop bears and shit, but what we don't got is tornadoes.

[stanky]

america is getting its ass handed to it lately.
climate change could be real after all.

(another tornado warning for us today and maybe the rest of the week. so much lightning! kablamo! dropping nitrogen from the air, making intense greenery.)

[grayman]

Why Tornado Alley is a thing:

https://youtube.com/shorts/9U_imeP6CNA? ... jmQEbjRNg5

[President Bush]

I had assumed it was because of all the trailer parks.

[grayman]

I had assumed it was because of all the trailer parks.

And the gayz...or is that hurricanes?

[sparks]

No. It's butt fucking preachers that cause tornadoes and hurricanes. Gawd is pissed at them, but at the same time, He is a lousy shot. Keeps missing the target and such.

[President Bush]

Think it might rain, stanky?

[stanky]

Well, the heat wave and drought are over. Power is going off and on. Internet, dicey.