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Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:03 pm
by President Bush
Admin wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 5:05 pm Buy the t shirt.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-L ... 1248.FB110
...just ordered this one (no jebus tho):

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:06 pm
by Admin
Mistake on the t shirt - the hand should be up Trump's arse, not holding it.

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:06 am
by grayman
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Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:29 am
by Admin
Nailed.

It's one the reasons it'd be great if Jeebus was real. I'd like to take him by the hand and meet with pastors who tell their flocks how Jesus would have loved guns and hated gays.

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:58 am
by stanky
i like jesus pretty good, but there's definitely something gay about him.
not hurting others, for instance.
what are guys supposed to do?
knit?

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:53 am
by President Bush

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 5:48 am
by sparks
Locke. What a fucking tool.

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:28 am
by stanky
i crucified. a barbie. she's on a wooden cross, hanging on the wall. came out good; mary ain't crazy about it. fake blood at the wounds. amazingly hard to penetrate her hands and feet. used a tiny drill bit. made a halo. she's wearing a loin cloth; hair messy. got 16 barbies for $4 at thrift shop; all naked. now, they've spread out.

no kens

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:35 pm
by President Bush
Used to sell intricately carved tiny bone skulls a shop made for us on Bali, sold them out of a little bin, called them baby Barbie skulls. A few glued to the top of your wooden cross would look pretty cool.

Re: The Religion Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:41 am
by stanky
the carving you gave me sits proudly on my shelf, surrounded by fairly odd objects. It's the most odd. I've never considered taking him out of his jar cover until now. He would certainly be a star in any of the dioramas i make when i'm not thinking. Today, fer instance, while eating, i casually hooked dinosaur heads through 's' hooks, in a long chain, hanging from the bottom of the magnet shelf. It likely will be gone tomorrow. The shelf and lots of stuff are in reach of my throne. I can barely resist messing with it.

religion thread nod:
i have an imaginary friend i call 'the universe' or sometimes, 'mr. universe'. there's almost never people around, so i talk out-loud to him. responses are immediate and internal, always much more concise and intelligent than me. no image goes with it. no face, certainly
It's been fun in the way it brings out my relentless inner dialog in a way that exposes me, which in turn, brings out clever retorts.