Rooster screwing a duck

[stanky]

if i was smaller, i'd consider sex with a red panda.

real lookers, them.

[President Bush]

The village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana has forced a young man said to have had sex with a cow to marry the animal in a cleansing ritual ceremony.

The ritual took place last Friday in the sea at the beach where the incident is alleged to have taken place. The cow was then drowned.

https://www.thebalitimes.com/headlines/ ... marry-cow/

[sparks]

Wtf?

Goddammit but humans are fucked up.

[stanky]

did they eat the cow?

it's all rather kinky

[President Bush]

In Vanvres in 1750, a man named Jacques Ferron was caught fucking his donkey. He was sentenced to death for sodomy, a category of criminal act that at the time included having sex with Jews and Turks. In cases of bestiality, the animals were typically executed along with their human defilers; in 1685, for example, a German tailor “who had committed the unnatural deed of carnal lewdness with a mare” was burned at the stake with the unfortunate horse. But in Vanvres, the convent prior and the inhabitants of the commune signed a statement attesting to the donkey’s virtuous nature, writing that “she is in word and deed and in all her habits of life a most honest creature.” They were essentially acting as character witnesses. The donkey was acquitted; her owner was not.

https://maisonneuve.org/article/2012/09/6/wild-justice/

[sparks]

I repeat, humans are fucked up.

[President Bush]

But the donkey was acquitted.

[Admin]

if i was smaller, i'd consider sex with a red panda.

real lookers, them.

Can't say any non-humans would make my list.

[Admin]

The village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana has forced a young man said to have had sex with a cow to marry the animal in a cleansing ritual ceremony.

The ritual took place last Friday in the sea at the beach where the incident is alleged to have taken place. The cow was then drowned.

https://www.thebalitimes.com/headlines/ ... marry-cow/

Bit loose, maybe? I've seen guys with their arms all the way in cows.

The farm boys I went to school with used to get blowjobs from the calves.

[stanky]

people get paid to jerk-off other mammals and sell the jiz.