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Two nuns walk into a bar. The bartender is surprised and then asks them, “I’m sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?” “We know it’s not, but the reverend told us to help sinful souls. We thought we could find one here.” The next day, two rabbis walk into the bar. The barte...

A priest gets a haircut and a shave, and asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” The barber says, “For a man of the cloth like yourself, father, no charge!” The next morning when the barber opens the shop, he finds a bouquet of 12 flowers on his doorstep. Later that day a Buddhist monk is in getti...

A Rabbi and his friend, a Catholic priest, were having a discussion. when the rabbi asked, “Could you ever be promoted within your church?” The priest responded, “Well, one day, I hope to become a bishop.” The rabbi asked, “And then?” The priest thought for a second and responded, “Well, then I migh...

No respect whatsoever. This guy gives zero fucks about anyone or anything. https://www.kvnf.org/npr-news/2024-08-28/arlington-national-cemeterys-section-60-is-a-focus-of-controversy-what-is-the-area Because what better place to do a goofy thumbs up photo op than the grave of service member who died ...

If you need more than a pickup to move your stuff, perhaps you have too much stuff.

"I love the poorly educated." ~ DJT Oklahoma’s education board has revoked the license of a former teacher who drew national attention during surging book-ban efforts across the U.S. in 2022 when she covered part of her classroom bookshelf in red tape with the words “Books the state didn’t...

And yet no one will dare revoke the tax-exempt status of his "church".



North Texas megachurch pastor blasts Democrats as 'godless' and 'demonic'

https://www.chron.com/culture/religion/ ... 716540.php

Christo-fascism: Republican Chair Says Only Christians Should Be Elected to Government Taylor added, "And everybody is like, 'Then you gotta let Satanists come in, and you gotta let witches come in, and you've gotta let Muslims and Hindus.' No, no, we don't. No, we don't because America is foun...

stanky wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 5:33 pm pisser of a story.

may all your dribbles be a stream.

Go with the flow.

Woman sitting next to me on a plane: "Is there anything more annoying than a screaming toddler on a flight?"

Me, pulling a kazoo out of my pocket: "Let's find out!"