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by sparks
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:59 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: guns 2
Replies: 137
Views: 22397

Re: guns 2

That is just fucking priceless! And I also found the ad about removing moles and skin tags informative too. :)
by sparks
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:55 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Mad, Bad, and Sad: Global
Replies: 71
Views: 10648

Re: Mad, Bad, and Sad: Global

Poor buggars? No. They're parasites.

Fuck em.


Wait.

What?
by sparks
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:50 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Religion, of course
Replies: 23
Views: 4356

Re: Religion, of course

Religion is our first and worst attempt to explain the natural world.

Grow the fuck up religionistas. Get a fucking clue.
by sparks
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:43 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: guns 2
Replies: 137
Views: 22397

Re: guns 2

Couldn't see the article for the ads but brilliant anyway!
by sparks
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:37 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Life's better moments.
Replies: 210
Views: 52847

Re: Life's better moments.

Thanks stanky for explaining the obvious.

Captain Obvious strikes again! Available at fine magazine shops everywhere. :)

I love ya stank, but I almost wish you'd start drinking and smoking again.
by sparks
Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:55 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Weather
Replies: 358
Views: 89699

Re: Weather

Backup generator!
by sparks
Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:23 am
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Mad, Bad, and Sad: Global
Replies: 71
Views: 10648

Re: Mad, Bad, and Sad: Global

Cows are cool. They have a clearly defined social structure and are smart as hell. My favourite beast ever is a friesian/angus cross I hand-reared 40 years ago. She used to follow me like a dog and had lots of cuddles. Hated the farm cat for some reason I could never fathom. Her name was Roast Beef...
by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:29 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Humor (Subject to opinion)
Replies: 123
Views: 39860

Re: Humor (Subject to opinion)

grayman wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 9:24 am Trump goes to a psychic and asks about his future.

The psychic says "I see celebration, parades, parties and fireworks."

Trump asks how his hair looks.

"I can't tell" says the psychic, "It's a closed coffin."
Brilliant!
by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:29 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Feelgood story of the day
Replies: 33
Views: 11860

Re: Feelgood story of the day

President Bush wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:08 pm
stanky wrote: Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:02 pm The bastards closed-up the glory hole!
All in all it's just another dick in the wall.
Best post of '23!
by sparks
Fri Feb 03, 2023 8:28 pm
Forum: The Everything Forum
Topic: Feelgood story of the day
Replies: 33
Views: 11860

Re: Feelgood story of the day

Admin wrote: Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:57 pm They only weigh 7 kg tops, so it'd be surprise if it didn't fit through a 9mm hole.

I imagine most Ford Ranger drivers would have no problem with the 9mm either.
Bwahahahaaaaaa!

Nice truck. Sorry about the dick, but nice truck!