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8mm penis, obviously.

I should not be laughing at that. I should not be laughing at that.

I was chatting online one day with a friend who lived in a town in northern Canada that really only existed because of a nickel mine. He said one day that it was -42 degrees there. I asked "Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit?" He replied "It doesn't matter!"

There's very little on-road parking in Canberra that isn't parallel to the direction of the road. And everybody has to do a reverse parallel park to get their driver's license so there's never any problem with that.

Make them see it!

My point is that America has seen a lot of really bad shit, and its response has not been to get better. What good will seeing more bad shit do?

America needs to proactively improve, before more bad shit happens. And only Americans can make that happen.

Damn, dude, flooding really sucks. What lots of people tend to forget is that water is heavy. It will absolutely wash your car downstream if you try to cross flood waters. People tend not to take that into account, which is why even a small amount of flooding can be so devastating.

Some half wits simply cannot learn. Anything. And we all know that old saying about not learning from history.... Sorry GM, but no. This country isn't going to any better. Until it gets a big shiload worse. Fuck. You've already lived through 9/11, Sandy Hook and January 6th. How much worse do you w...

It's often said, quite rightly in my opinion, that there is no such thing as an accidental discharge of a firearm. There is only negligent discharge.

My big beef with huge 4WDs in an urban setting is that if someone makes a mistake and that vehicle hits me in my small-to-mid-size Honda Jazz, that grill is coming in at my head height. An airbag is not going to keep my head on in that kind of impact.