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That's what really fucks me off about christians - they never need to ask that question:

"If your enemy hits you, turn and let him hit you again"

"Let he who is without sin insert the needle"

Even though their idiot fucking religion is named after the Jesus H Christ, they use 4000-year-old Hebrew texts to be all "eye for an eye".

The ironic part is, if the words of Jesus were anything more than toilet paper, most christians would be very fucking surprised when they got to meet St Peter.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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Plenty ironic. Jesus exposed greed and hypocrisy as the enemy of the people.
And now the greedy hypocrites be all shitty in his name. Kind-of sucks.
If I was Jesus, I guess I'd have to forgive them.
(Just as well I'm stanky)

btw, TA...what does the "H" stand for? I've always wondered about that.
Also, does anyone know what Jesus's last name was, before he became Christ?
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(01-14-2021, 04:30 PM)stanky Wrote:  Plenty ironic. Jesus exposed greed and hypocrisy as the enemy of the people.
And now the greedy hypocrites be all shitty in his name. Kind-of sucks.
If I was Jesus, I guess I'd have to forgive them.
(Just as well I'm stanky)

btw, TA...what does the "H" stand for? I've always wondered about that.
Also, does anyone know what Jesus's last name was, before he became Christ?

Unclear on what the H is for, but I'd stick my money on simply being there for emphasis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

As to his last name, he never had one; he was plain old Yeshua from Nazareth. The christ part isn't a name, but a title.
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H stood for Holy far as I was aware. In polite circles, in lower grade company it was Jesus Holy Fuck'n Christ.
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That sounds accurate.

But what about the "tap dancing" aspect?

Was tap dancing even a thing 2000 years ago?

Pity sparky has been so scarce lately.
He'd likely know the answer.

(I've always thought that tap-dancing was sort-of gay.)

Being crucified, however, is some macho shit.

Have archaeologists ever found Jesus's tap dancing shoes?
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"The moose defies domestication."
~ stanky
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Fuck, I hate that family, and have done since his shithead father came here in 1970.

The perfect example of pretend christians - if they believed in their own god, they'd recognise what they're doing is pure heresy.
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(01-14-2021, 10:05 PM)stanky Wrote:  That sounds accurate.

But what about the "tap dancing" aspect?

Was tap dancing even a thing 2000 years ago?

Pity sparky has been so scarce lately.
He'd likely know the answer.

(I've always thought that tap-dancing was sort-of gay.)

Being crucified, however, is some macho shit.

Have archaeologists ever found Jesus's tap dancing shoes?

Tap dancing? Nope. A fave down here is 'Jesus Christ on a bicycle' but please don't ask me why.
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