One liner nominee.

[grayman]

(12-05-2020, 06:40 PM)Di Wundrin Wrote:  Dammit Grayman, I spent 5 minutes trying to make Dry Erase into cheese that fits the 'boards'. But then the message melted in.

Hope this makes up for that.

https://twitter.com/godless_mom/status/1336188198658117637/photo/1

[Di Wundrin]

All's forgiven.
The comments are up there with the original tag.   This nativity is approved. Praise Cheeses.


“I am the whey and the truth and the life” ...winner.

Does this mean that Holy Cheeses must be Swiss?   (plagiarised from a comment)

[stanky]

Blessed are the cheesy joke makers.

[grayman]

If a pig loses it’s voice, is it “disgruntled”?

[grayman]

I tried really hard to think of a penis joke, but nothing came up.

[grayman]

Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

[Di Wundrin]

[stanky]

Sometimes, the wind inspires certain tree trunks to rub together....even separate species. You can hear their frottage.
I can't tell which one starts it...the maple, or the poplar?
Or why the wind seems to get them excited.

[grayman]

If you try to correct my grammar, i will think fewer of you.

[Di Wundrin]

Yoda approves.