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The Vladimir Putin Admiration Thread
#1
I can't help but admire this bloke.

Not content with making history, taking over former Soviet Republics, killing bears with his bare hands, fucking every gorgeous gymnast and ballet dancer in Russia, owning the US Presidency and introducing a weapon that makes all others obsolete, Vlad is now determined to re-write the history of WWII, blaming the Poles for starting it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/30/polish-pm-furious-at-putin-rewriting-history-of-second-world-war

Oh, and he totally has never had any plastic surgery: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2019/12/russian-journalist-quits-after-talking-about-vladimir-putin-plastic-surgery-rumours.html

So, he's a murdering, genocidal maniac, but you can't knock his achievements. Almost tripling GDP per person is one of them: https://www.quora.com/Has-Vladimir-Putin-made-Russia-a-better-country-during-his-reign
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#2


"as the pope, i nominate grayman for sainthood.." - stanky
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#3
It's hard not to admire the Russian people and their steely resolve.
Their literature; their scientists; their horrendous losses fighting Hitler.
They have a rich and soulful history.

I was not paid to write that.

I hope I'm not a Putin puppet.

It's hard to tell.
I may be under a hypnotic spell.
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#4
http://gutenberg.org/files/28054/28054-pdf.pdf
Ask not what is the problem but, rather, where is the lesion.
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#5
Couldn't access that link.
Probably am under a hypnotic spell.

that's what the evidence leans towards.
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#6
I don't know where to turn me into.

But i'm starting to suspect that I could be a Manchurian Candidate sort of dude.


I do irrational stuff.
I hang up the phone on robo-calls..
Probably just like i was programmed to do.

My paranoia has reached extreme levels.

Like, I could possibly die.
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#7
(12-30-2019, 09:40 PM)stanky Wrote:  Couldn't access that link.
Probably am under a hypnotic spell.

that's what the evidence leans towards.

maybe this one...

https://www.planetebook.com/free-ebooks/the-brothers-karamazov.pdf
Ask not what is the problem but, rather, where is the lesion.
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#8
(12-30-2019, 11:55 PM)President Bush Wrote:  https://www.planetebook.com/free-ebooks/the-brothers-karamazov.pdf

Excellent choice.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#9
well, i didn't die.
it's possible that the hypnotic spell is broken.
I don't think I'm a Manchurian candidate.
Probably not even a Manchurian stone mason.


sigh...

I'll miss that paranoia.
Felt like i was a big deal for a moment.

happy new year, fellas.

(and you, too, Ms. Di.)

I love you all.
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#10
That's as sappy as i ever plan to get in this new decade.
I feel my inner bad-ass emerging.
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