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That moment when a relationship ends badly.
#1
https://twitter.com/_HelenDale/status/1195454807387099136?s=20
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#2
Tragic. And they made such a lovely couple too.
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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#3
Haha! Brilliant.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#4
I bet she felt cheap afterward.
(for giving head like that.)


Mammals are disgusting. Especially males.
I knew a dog that would try to hump my leg...even when people were in the room.

When puberty kicked in, i once humped a pillow.
Pretended it was Judy Walinsky.
She was this girl in school that got tits before the others.

It's pathetic how much draw those things can have...it's as if your DNA is scoping out her potential breast feeding.
I never did see Judy's tits, btw, and i don't even want to anymore. She's 70. And i don't seem to have the same testosterone driven imperative these days.

Though i kinda would like to see her tits in a scientific vein. Like an advanced anatomy class. Precise measurements of the sag divided by time.
I've done a similar one on myself, involving the sagginess of my scrotum over time.

Lemme see if i can dig up the charts and graphs.
It's only fair. For Judy.
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#5
When i saw this thread title, i thought "Oh no! Di is breaking up with me!

I know i can piss her off. I piss off everyone.
I'm always braced for big rejection.

Hopefully, the post above will secure my place in Di's heart.
(For the time being.)
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#6
Rubbish!  I can only recall once I was really pissed off with you,  and very few other mildly pissoffable offences.

Perhaps I'm not taking you seriously enough?Rolleyes


...but while we're on the subject of bad moments....  who''s got trees?

https://twitter.com/InterestingSci1/status/1195507316965216256
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#7
So you're rejecting my heartfelt concerns concerning rejection?
That's convoluted enough for my tastes.
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#8
(11-16-2019, 05:02 PM)Di Wundrin Wrote:  Rubbish!  I can only recall once I was really pissed off with you,  and very few other mildly pissoffable offences.

Perhaps I'm not taking you seriously enough?Rolleyes


...but while we're on the subject of bad moments....  who''s got trees?

https://twitter.com/InterestingSci1/status/1195507316965216256

me.

Logging is dangerous as fuck. It kills lots of loggers.
But that guy was stupid.
He should have known how rotten that tree was.
And that it would have no value at the mill.

Logging is big stuff in my zone. Quality hard woods, on absurdly steep hills. The pay is atrocious; the danger, constant.
When the logs make it to the saw mills, that job is also dangerous as hell, and pays shit.
Just today, i saw an old friend that works at a pallet mill. He recently almost lost his hand when a saw blade flew off the saw and he had the amazing reflexes to block it from chewing his face off. They were able to sew his hand back on. He only missed 5 days of work. The company paid for his surgery. He showed me his scars today. The saw blade was approximately 4' in diameter. They use big saws.
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#9
One of Cuz's neighbours moonlights in tree felling and that's a worry as he's silly as a loose wheel.
Not what you'd deem to be a serious thinker. Cuz goes out to jobs with him sometimes and shakes his head at the "safety practices" the bloke takes.
Really nice fella, you'd trust him with your last dollar, but he really needs to find a different 2nd job.
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#10
That's one of the problems with really dangerous jobs that pay shit...
They tend to draw the worst people.
We don't care about your history, son.
We pay minimum wage.
Bring your own chainsaw.

OK, i guess i have to.
Who else will hire a guy on probation?

and so on
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