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Machine Gun America
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(04-25-2019, 08:40 AM)sparks Wrote:  Fucking well doomed.
Why is a meal somehow better when it's served by a babe who can't afford a bra and blouse?  This is fucking madness.

I got talked into going to a lunch strip show about ten years ago. The bloke had good business, but was a sleazy cunt and it doesn't offend my morals at all.

What got me is that strip bars have gone the same way as internet porn - instead of trying to be sexy, the idea is to stretch one's labia as soon as you possibly can, then proceed to shove it in guys' faces in the hope they'll give you a dollar. I was glad to be sitting at the back.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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Machine Gun America - stanky - 04-25-2019, 06:51 AM
RE: Machine Gun America - Di Wundrin - 04-25-2019, 07:12 AM
RE: Machine Gun America - sparks - 04-25-2019, 08:40 AM
RE: Machine Gun America - stanky - 04-25-2019, 10:21 AM
RE: Machine Gun America - The Atheist - 04-25-2019, 01:48 PM
RE: Machine Gun America - stanky - 04-25-2019, 03:06 PM
RE: Machine Gun America - Di Wundrin - 04-25-2019, 03:24 PM
RE: Machine Gun America - stanky - 04-25-2019, 03:38 PM

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