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.coming to grips with deception
#11
My unicorn farts laughing gas.

he's a dentist when he isn't working pageants.
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#12
Quote:My unicorn farts laughing gas.

Obviously.  Angel
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#13
And as Carlin noted: "If I could reach (suck my own cock), I'd never leave the house!"

Oh, wait. Thought this was the Captain Obvious thread.
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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#14
You'd think the hand job would be enough to keep you home.
But, no.
Guys always want more.

I never really longed for auto-fellation.
Like, would i be obligated to swallow?

I don't think i'm down with that.
Nor would i want to disappoint me.

Too confusing, so I bailed before I gained the necessary flexibility to get 'er done. so to speak.



(Apologies to underage Christian lurkers.)
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#15
You're too generous stank. Too hell with underage Sky Daddy Foolz. They decided to buy into the shit. Let them enjoy the benefits of their folly. Sure, I know I'm never going to reach any of them with talk like that, but still, fuck 'em all real hard. The intellectual laziness proffered by these small minds leads directly to fundamentalism and that shit is the root of all problems in Umerca today.

So, have another Big Mac you fuckers! And when the heart attack kicks in, best of luck with that interview with your Sky Daddy.
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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#16
(12-06-2018, 01:26 PM)stanky Wrote:  You'd think the hand job would be enough to keep you home.

You know your sex life is sad when you masturbate and your hand falls asleep.
I wonder why people mostly suck at having fun?- stanky
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#17
(12-06-2018, 08:02 PM)grayman Wrote:  
(12-06-2018, 01:26 PM)stanky Wrote:  You'd think the hand job would be enough to keep you home.

You know your sex life is sad when you masturbate and your hand falls asleep.

Or worse. if you need to look at photos of your hand to get the chubby. And your hand falls asleep.
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