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Flat Earth Refuted!
The Earth is cone-shaped.
At the top, the flat part is America.
The point at the bottom is Antarctica.

The whole cone spins around the moon several times per year.
Mostly on Thursday.

That's why people often feel dizzy on Thursdays.

The inner part of the cone is comprised of a sweet, oily substance.
It can be used in salad dressings.
This news will shake up the scientific community!
I admire cones.
They make great acoustic amplifiers. (If one can stand a little added distortion...)
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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"Feckin' slaboriosity, i tell you." - stanky
My middle boy looked exactly like that after he was delivered by ventousse. Went back to normal in a few days, but it looked hilarious when it lasted.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.

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