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Who am I?
#1
Don't know how long this has been doing the email rounds, apologies if I'm the last one to see it.

Shouldn't be hard to solve.
Quote:Hi,  I'm  ????

I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers,  but can't control my weight.
I tell you how to run your marriage,  but I can't commit to marriage.
I tell you how to raise  your kids,   but I don’t have any.
I am very spiritual,   but  don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.

Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent, but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that doesn’t count.
I’m black and female, so I check  all the boxes.
I praised Denmark for their Socialism,  though I am a billionaire due to Capitalism, the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from  Mississippi to rise to world-renowned fame and wealth.

 The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black one, Obama.
Before a black candidate,  I was not political.

Vote for me, and I will   give you transformational change, the kind you got from Obama.


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#2
she looks Australian.
the more you drive the dumber you get
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#3
Oprah Winfrey, without any doubt at all.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#4
looks more like Rebel Wilson.

https://www.google.com/search?q=rebel+wilson&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjT7bz355rbAhULtlMKHXOLC-oQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=669
the more you drive the dumber you get
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#5
(05-22-2018, 07:43 PM)President Bush Wrote:  looks more like Rebel Wilson.

Jesus, don't say that, she'll sue us to death!

(wrong colour, but the size is good)
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#6
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing."

(Frank Zappa.)
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