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How Straight is Your Penis?
#1
Sad news for all the bent tools out there - a large study appears to indicate a bent penis will kill you.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11940463

Cutting it off probably won't help.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#2
No worries here: Straight as an arrow. Blue steel--cat couldn't scratch it!
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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#3
I'm so good when I masturbate, that my penis gets up in the morning and fixes me breakfast.
"when you think you've lost everything... you find out you can always lose a little bit more." - President Bush
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#4
Mine is so straight, that even though it has a mind of its own, has never penetrated a male orifice.

Though I don't know it does when it detaches.

Could be fixing breakfast for some dude, for all I know.
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#5
Leans left for sure

Not right-handed. You can figure it out.
Ask not what is the problem but, rather, where is the lesion.
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#6
(11-04-2017, 05:38 PM)stanky Wrote:  Mine is so straight, that even though it has a mind of its own, has never penetrated a male orifice.

Though I don't know it does when it detaches.

Could be fixing breakfast for some dude, for all I know.




"when you think you've lost everything... you find out you can always lose a little bit more." - President Bush
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#7
BWAHAHAHAHA.... Only here at Recogitaire.
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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#8
That was....

(will complete when I find adequate words to describe it)

Fuckin' funny though.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#9
Mine just returned home. It looks a bit 'beat'. So, I'm not going to grill it for data just now. I've learned that much about being in a relationship.
I'll just clean it up and reattach it.

We'll have a big talk tomorrow.
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#10
"And just what did you hope to accomplish, young man, by staying out until 6 in the morning?"
You can lead 'em to knowledge, but you can't make 'em think.
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