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God Working in Mysterious Ways
#21
Oh, you think that's harsh work by god - try this one!

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/africa/102174614/lightning-strike-kills-16-injures-140-at-church-in-rwanda
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#22
Rapture takes many forms.
At some point, you don't care if Jesus walked on the water. You've seen seen drunk guys water ski across the lake. - stanky
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#23
God wanted to shut her up.

Quote:In 2015, CBS News correspondent John Blackstone reported that Perry, who started her career singing Christian music, even met with the sisters to make her case. She sang a gospel song for them, but they weren't impressed.

Obviously not!  [Image: yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif]
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#24
More of god's work: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44366360?\
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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#25
It got the right one at least.
Wonder what message the congregation got from that?
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#26
I saw a nature documentary wherein some explorers came upon a meadow with an entire herd of dead reindeer. Hundreds. They were horrified, thinking that perhaps there had been some sort of toxic spewage or new virus. After a long investigation, the culprit was determined to be lightning. The deer had been wet, which facilitated their electrocution.

Or, god was pissed off at Santa Claus.
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