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For God so loved the world...
#91
(11-02-2017, 05:18 PM)grayman Wrote:  I'm 5'6".

Really? I would have sworn you were taller than that.

Must have selective memory. I'd have put you down for 5' 9.

You're not a muslim are you???
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#92
(11-02-2017, 11:31 PM)The Atheist Wrote:  
(11-02-2017, 05:18 PM)grayman Wrote:  I'm 5'6".

Really? I would have sworn you were taller than that.

Must have selective memory. I'd have put you down for 5' 9.

I'm tall for my height.
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#93
I'm short for mine.

When I played rugby, I was always one of the two tallest guys, so played a lot of lock, because they're the guys expected to catch the ball in the lineout.

However, I was always the shortest lock in any game I played.

Shoulda worn my platform shoes. (yes, I did have several pairs - I really wanted to be 6' 5)
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#94
Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke; when someone points out that his socks don't match:

"They do to me. I go by thickness."
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#95
At least 27 dead, more than two dozen injured in shooting at rural Texas church
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#96
Damnit! Sympathies to the victims families.

Shooter dead too? Good. No wasted money on a trial and maintaining the asshole in prison then.
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#97
As we say in other countries: "Just another day in America."
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#98
No shit. The batshit crazy is positively embarrassing.
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