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For God so loved the world...
#71
I reckon he sold her.
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#72
(10-10-2017, 05:29 AM)Shiner Wrote:  I reckon he sold her.

That's a much kinder version of events than I was thinking *(not that I am not fully aware of what that implies mind you)... My guess, he accidentally killed her while doing ghastly things to her and in those hours before he called the police he disposed of her body somewhere. No matter what happened, you don't punish a baby for not drinking milk at three in the morning. I can't imagine her little life was very joyful. Sad

ETA: The starred bit above.
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#73
God was apparently on his lunch break yesterday when a party of Tongan churchgoers were on an outing, crashed their MPV leaving four dead and two critically injured, including an 8-month old baby.

"Suffer the little children to come unto me"

Jesus of Nazareth.
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#74
To complete that story, one of the deceased was returning home after being ordained as a pastor in their church.

How do people still go to church?

God moves in mysterious ways....

Stupid cunts.
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#75
Quote:A pastor has repossessed a five-year-old boy's gravestone after he claimed the parents did not pay for it in full.


Jake Leatherman passed away on November 1, 2016, after a battle with leukaemia and his mother Crystal bought a grave marker adorned with his face at Woodlawn Memorial Garden in the US.

But when going to visit the stone, adorned with his face and handprint, she found it was gone and replaced with a dirt hole.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/37513028/pastor-repossesses-childs-gravestone-claiming-parents-didnt-pay/
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#76
Seems god made a mistake and put the wrong person under the stone.
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#77
Blessed are the rich...

No, I'm sure that's not quite right.
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