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Confirmation: We're Fucked!
https://www.gocomics.com/looks-good-on-paper/2020/01/15?ct=v&cti=2159891
"as the pope, i nominate grayman for sainthood.." - stanky
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That is fucking excellent.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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https://www.gocomics.com/realitycheck/2020/01/23
"as the pope, i nominate grayman for sainthood.." - stanky
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Utterly nailed again, mate.

It just keeps getting better - even that stupid cunt Mnuchin has taken to attacking Greta Thunberg, because dollars might suffer if we take action to preserve the humans.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
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(01-15-2020, 10:26 AM)The Atheist Wrote:  That is fucking excellent.

Painful for me.

You might recall that i had a torrid affair with a snow-woman. It might have been love.

And then i watched as she melted away. It was hideous. There was nothing i could do to save her.

Too bad i didn't build her a kiddy pool. I could have saved her water molecules.
I'm sure we all know that water molecules have memory.
Why wouldn't ice molecules remember as well?

What if i put the puddle out side, on a really cold night?
Maybe she would have remembered.
And slowly return to her former glory.

I'll say this for ice memory:
I've experimented with ice cube trays.
You put the H2O in the freezer as a liquid. After a while, it becomes the typical ice cube.

But did you know this!?
You can take the tray out of the freezer; let it thaw, and then put it back in the freezer...and lo and behold, the water returns to it's prior state. Same shape, even.

If that ain't memory, then i can't remember where i put my glasses.
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