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My little town of 1500 people now has a gym.
On main street.

For reasons I can't fathom, there are huge windows in front of the tread mills.
We can watch them doing that thing they do.

I find it really strange.
Like seeing someone masturbate in public.

(I'm probably old fashioned.)
I don't understand treadmills at all.

While Auckland has its issues, one of them is not lack of open space. If it's pissing with rain, put on a raincoat, but there is nowhere in this city you can't go for a pleasant walk that's closer than the nearest gym.

People are idiots.
Love is... that one person whose freshly-warm toilet seat you don't find disgusting.
In the olden days (50's) the 'Rat race" was often depicted with a treadmill.
It was a joke that took hold.

Before that, there was the notion of an electric a joke...a cynical metaphor in a dystopian future.
Bottled water was another joke.

Better buy two bottles before you take your expensive walk to nowhere on that treadmill.

I need someone to kill me before any of this starts making sense.

These new people seem to hate the earth.

I kind-of love it. Sure, it wants to kill me...but it's fucking beautiful.

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